Warning: Not Interesting. Seriously.

I wish I had something interesting to tell you, cognoscenti. But I don't. I'm flying back to the UK tomorrow, and I can't seem to write anything - academic or otherwise. I'm hoping that the re-introduction of the scone into my daily routine will in some way pull me out of the writing morass that I'm in.

Well, to be fair, I did write a thirty-five page methods paper and turn it in over Christmas. But I didn't want to do it, and I procrastinated dreadfully. It took a six-hour delay in an airport to make me finish the damn thing. So you see? That is an extreme measure.

Anyway, not really much of an update, I know. So I encourage you to pretend that I've posted the results of an amusing online quiz that will reveal many! astonishing! things! about my personality. You cannot, however, take it. Sorry. Life is full of these little disappointments, I know.

Um, until I have something interesting to say, why not consider planning a trip to lovely Maastricht to buy some expensive art at their annual fair, March 10-19? Boek een onnstpanen hotelarrangment, cruise the Rembrandts, whatever. I can't go, so you should.

See how lovely! How charming! Surely you will go to Maastricht this year.